That sign, “This is not a trail,” drives my dog crazy. Because right behind the sign is. . .a trail.
Apparently, it’s a trail full of coyote scents and potato bugs and other curiosities that his mama won’t let him explore. There was a beautiful trail just waiting to be sniffed, he could see that. No matter what the sign said.
My dog’s reaction brings to mind other official versions of “This is not…”
Any additions to the list?